Tuesday, September 14, 2010

WARNING: Do NOT Try This @ Home ..... OR ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

This is something I witnessed for myself. I didn’t get this pic off the Net or from anyone/anywhere else. I took it myself with my OWN BlackBerry. And I did so because … who in the world would believe me!!???
I was Down Town Brooklyn yesterday, when my eyes were assaulted by this monstrosity. I was walking along Flatbush Ave., about to cross Fulton St. when I saw THIS passing out flyers for a pediatrist ===>>>




I have NEVER ….. EVER …..  in ALL My Years ….. Seen Such FOO-LISH-NESS!!!!! This was one of the few times in my life when I was left SPEECHLESS! (SMDH) Just check dude out: he has on a Poon-Poon Skirt, Cowboy Boots, & Pink Sweater, Accentuated with a “Stuffed Bra.” But what got me was that he didn’t even both to try to put a wig on & kinda “confuse” somebody. Nah, this sucka rocked a lil’ Bernie Mac ‘Fro with this foolish costume on. I then thought that maybe, Maybe, this was his gimmick. You know, like if he can use SHOCK value to get your attention, he’ll be able to give out more flyers, bring in more clients, therefore generating a big commission. BUT … his eyebrows were SNATCHED! In other words, they were plucked & arched to perfection. And no one does that unless they are DEAD SERIOUS! ‘Bout It, ‘Bout It! Dude was a Cross Dresser.
A Broke Down One At That!

NOW y’all see why my camera stays Cocked & Loaded? And whatever I see, Y’all Gonna See it too!

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